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Fine, I’ll graduate with the rest of these fucking shitheads. 

Right. And do you still want to head off to muggle college? Cause you’ll have to take a test to get into one and you’ll have to sign up for that ahead of time so…

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Shit, I don’t want to think about my inevitable crappy future. Fucking hell. 

Well, you’re the one that brought it up. Graduating early doesn’t sound like such a bad idea after all, does it?

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As much as I love plants, I’ll pass. Perhaps I’ll go for the muggle world then, as much as I hate the muggle world getting a job there would be easy. I suppose I should start all that now. 

That’s not so simple either. It’s difficult getting a good job in the muggle world without a muggle college degree which means four more years of school. Are you ready to do that?

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For me they have been fucking boring. I don’t know it’s like they all disappeared too. Yea I know it’s not funny, I’m not making it funny just telling you they’re not around anymore. I don’t know, I’m not good at anything in particular other than sarcasm. Maybe the wizard radio stations could find a place for my sarcasm. 

Hm, well, that’s strange, the year’s only started, where could they have gone? Well, you’ve got excellent grades in my class, maybe you could look into something along the lines of Herbology. It’s quite hard getting into the business of media in the wizarding world but once you get into it, you’re set. Best better look at your options, take some internships and advantage of the free clothing and living space before you jump ahead.

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Dad, Hogwarts is boring, I hate it, I have all my credits, can I please just graduate early? 

Boring? I hardly think so, things have been rather un-boring lately. Where are you friends like Shaylee and all those others? Kill some time with them. What exactly do you plan to do once you graduate anyway?

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You can’t possibly dislike me that much.

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tildenwood:

twin-with-kaleidoscope-eyes:

I’m reading blangst

is that like black people angst o__o

ALI. SCREAMING DYUGFIUWEDFHIDEWFYUGVFA OMFG DSGFRFEUGFUrewr

twin-with-kaleidoscope-eyes:

Erm…Right. Motivation and all…Thanks professor. 

Not a problem. So I can expect to see you in class on Friday or is that still a not guaranteed?

(Source: professor-widebottom)

twin-with-kaleidoscope-eyes:

Hmm….I still doubt knowing how to plant crying thing will be useful for me but I have to do it, right?

Yes, you do. If the academic pluses don’t appeal to you then just remember that you need my class to graduate and that should be motivation enough.

(Source: professor-widebottom)